You Hang Around Here, You Hang with Daggers


by Thrashin' Dave

On October 17, 2026 mages from all across the midwest once again gathered in South Bend, Indiana for the fifth annual Midwest Thrash Bash. Since the untimely closing of Tippecanoe Place, Thrash Bash’s home since 2022, this year’s tournament took place in the War Room at the Crooked Ewe Brewery and Ale House.

The War Room at the Crooked Ewe

Due to the space constraints of the War Room, the event was smaller than in years past. We had 29 mages representing the Cleveland Rocs, Canton Brownies, Columbus Kobolds, the Ebon Hand (Sin-sin-naaasty), Michigan’s Knights TAPlar, Midwest Moss Monsters (who?), and, of course, the premier OS club around: the Lords of the Pit. Due to the magnitude of the event Joe “da Orb” Singer was also in attendance documenting the hottest action for his stream. This year’s smaller-sized tournament was reminiscent of the very first Thrash Bash, but MWTB 5’s level of gnar was far more…gnarly. As always the Thrash Bash utilized the pinnacle of OS perfection that is the Eternal Central 93/94 ruleset. The tournament raised over $1,400 for Cultivate Food Rescue in South Bend.

Friday Night Massacre

The Friday night meet up at CJ’s Pub has become an annual tradition. The prime event is the Daggers’ Friday Night Massacre (i.e., the real tournament)–a spike fest open to all who joined the Order of the Dagger by placing in the Top 4 at any Thrash Bash. Seven Daggers were in attendance to sling some cardboard and fight it out among the tournament’s all time top players.

Friday Night Massacre

The Friday Night Massacre’s format is determined by a vote yearly (sorry, Daggers only). This year’s format was 7pts Singleton with a scorecard rather than traditional Swiss pairings. Stoomie was victorious in the end and won a Demonic Tutor on which Noah drew a loaf of bread (or perhaps it’s a turd?).

Friday Night Massacre

Winner winner chicken dinner

Winner winner chicken dinner

The Ebon Hand ran a “Gleaming a Cube” draft event for all the non-Daggers on Friday Night. The “cube” was an actual cube complete with skateboard wheels. While named after a subpar film, their draft took over half of CJ’s and raised some extra cash for Cultivate.

Gleaming a Cube

Cubin’

Cubin’

The Thrash Bash

The main event fired on Saturday. Overall, the decks were hesh AF as one would only expect at this tournament. Atog seemed to be everywhere, but there was a most excellent diversity among the meta with some crazy builds like Paul Fiero’s Dark Heart–Lich, Ben Revell’s Karma Tomb, Jeano’s Titania’s Prison, and a most gnarly Mono Red Power Surge piloted by Chicago newcomer, Ivan “Amrah” Bari. Some hessians brought excellent aggro decks (Locals Only) including Lord Ben Jones’ Dreams Aggro Combo, a nasty 8-Bolt Vise RUB from Jason of the Ebon Hand, and my fellow Lords Piquardo and Rob on RUG and Fatty Fatty Mono Green. I ran Mono Green Berserkin’ and ran the pairings. Jon Brne, the 2026 Dagger Hopeful, attempted to Top 4 with a URB Counter-Burn, but couldn’t seal the deal this year ending at a very respectable 5th place (enjoy the Valley, brah. Maybe next year!)

Thrash Bash action

Thrash Bash action

After five rounds of intense competition, it was down to Lord Lorien Elleman vs. last year’s champion, the Ebon Hand’s Jon Revell in the finals. Lord Elleman was on Atog-Shops, and Jon reprised a version of his winning RUG deck. The match was fierce as the two Daggers fought it out for the championship on stream.

Revell vs. Lord Elleman in the finals

Revell vs. Lord Elleman in the finals

Now that’s class

Now that’s class

Jon won the match and became the first ever two-time Thrash Bash champion. Congrats, Jon! The trophy skateboard returns to Cincinnati for another year. Two new Daggers joined the Order this year with their various Atog builds: Doug the Blood Mooner in 3rd place, and Lord Matt Braun in 4th. Congratulations Doug and Matt! Lord Robert Vincent took the title of Most Hesh with his Blood Lust-fueled Kobolds deck, and Erik Limbacher from the Ebon Hand placed Dead Last with Stasis.

J. Revell wins…again!

J. Revell wins…again!

Most Hesh Deck Award

Most Hesh Deck Award

Final Standings

Final Standings

Q: What do you Thrash? A: Whaddya Got?

Jon Revell - RUG Champion

Jon Revell - RUG Champion

Lord Lorien Elleman - Atog Shops

Lord Lorien Elleman - Atog Shops

Doug - Atog Moon

Doug - Atog Moon

Lord Matt Braun - Atog

Lord Matt Braun - Atog

Jon Brne, Dagger Hopeful - UR Counter Burn

Jon Brne, Dagger Hopeful - UR Counter Burn

Chad Fraizer/Sam Flood - Atog RUG

Chad Fraizer/Sam Flood - Atog RUG

Jason B. - 8 Bolt UBR

Jason B. - 8 Bolt UBR

Paul Fiero, Dread Pirate - Dark Heart Lich

Paul Fiero, Dread Pirate - Dark Heart Lich

Joe “da Orb” Singer - Track Suit

Joe “da Orb” Singer - Track Suit

Lord Robert Vincent - Kobold Blood Lust. Most Hesh Deck

Lord Robert Vincent - Kobold Blood Lust. Most Hesh Deck

Ivan Bari - Power Surge

Ivan Bari - Power Surge

Noah Steinbaum - I think it’s Dead Guy? Red Guy?

Noah Steinbaum - I think it’s Dead Guy? Red Guy?

Rom Wells - Mono Red Atog

Rom Wells - Mono Red Atog

Stoomie - UBR Sedge Hymn

Stoomie - UBR Sedge Hymn

Ben Revell - Mofukin’ Karma Tomb

Ben Revell - Mofukin’ Karma Tomb

Ryan Jean - Titania’s Prison

Ryan Jean - Titania’s Prison

Lord Dave - Mono G Berserkin’

Lord Dave - Mono G Berserkin’

Brandon Burgoa - Atog

Brandon Burgoa - Atog

Lord Ben Jones - Dreams Aggro Combo

Lord Ben Jones - Dreams Aggro Combo

John Knerr - RUG

John Knerr - RUG

Kevin - Erhnamgeddon

Kevin - Erhnamgeddon

Lord Rob B. - Mono Green

Lord Rob B. - Mono Green

Lord Piquardo - RUG

Lord Piquardo - RUG

Lord Caleb - Dead Guy Ale

Lord Caleb - Dead Guy Ale

Brian Limbacher - That Deck Pic Happens to be Stylin’

Brian Limbacher - That Deck Pic Happens to be Stylin’

Kyle Wells - Shahrazad Weinerz

Kyle Wells - Shahrazad Weinerz

Erik Limbacher - Stasis Dead Last

Erik Limbacher - Stasis Dead Last

Hot. Reckless. TOTALLY INSANE.

Jeano breakin’ down Titania’s Song

Jeano breakin’ down Titania’s Song

Lord Rob B. wreckin’ Limbacher’s islands. Stasis is a memory..

Lord Rob B. wreckin’ Limbacher’s islands. Stasis is a memory..

Bari vs. Sam Flood

Bari vs. Sam Flood

Lord Piquardo assesses a potential powerplay.

Lord Piquardo assesses a potential powerplay.

Thrashin’

Thrashin’

Lord Robert Vincent vs the Burgoa, the Younger

Lord Robert Vincent vs the Burgoa, the Younger

Look at that hot action

Look at that hot action

Doug vs Paul

Doug vs Paul

Lord Dave Berserkin’ for lethal. Flow or go home!

Lord Dave Berserkin’ for lethal. Flow or go home!

Lords Jones and Braun

Lords Jones and Braun

The Dread Pirate himself on stream

The Dread Pirate himself on stream

Prize table in full effect

Prize table in full effect

“You win, you’ll skate SMASH Skates” - Sam Flood

“You win, you’ll skate SMASH Skates” - Sam Flood

Young Lord Caleb gets a Christmas present

Young Lord Caleb gets a Christmas present

Brother vs. Brother, Revell vs. Revell

Brother vs. Brother, Revell vs. Revell

Kyle Wells castin’ Shahrazad all day

Kyle Wells castin’ Shahrazad all day

Thrash Bash 5

Thrash Bash 5