The Lords crack open their Memory Jars to tell tales of victories and beats from yesteryear to the current day.
Amidst life under quarantine during April, 2020, mages from across the United States of Dominaria came together for an online orgy of violence and mayhem as Mossman organized a seven-sided round robin rumble featuring Scryings. For the uninformed, Scryings includes the Swedish OS B&R list and rules (no mana burn, one Strip/Workshop, etc.) plus the 116-card “expansion” set drawing selections from Fallen Empires though Weatherlight developed by our Scandinavian Old School brethren.
While the Lords originally planned to use Scryings at the now-scuttled Relic War IV, this round robin took place under the backdrop of virulent death and economic chaos. After six weeks of strictly complying with a government stay-at-home order, I was starting to feel complacent. Where were the massive waves of illness and death that were supposed to wipe out the U.S. medical system? It didn’t happen because the scientists were right… I’ll explain what this has to do with Old School MTG below.
There is plenty of chatter about the oppressiveness of unrestricted Strip Mine in the Eternal Central format. I know because I am one of the loudest voices calling for Strip’s restriction. Repeatable, uncounterable land destruction can lead to non-games of Magic, and I’ve become complacent to the ubiquitous nature of Strips.
Now fast forward to the Seven Scrying Samurai showdown. I stared down a Reanimator stew utilizing Bazaar of Baghdad, Krovikan Horror, Ashen Ghoul, Dance of the Dead & Animate Dead, and some of the baddest fatties in Old School. Suddenly, my complaints about Strip Mine felt quaint. Time after time, I watched Moss utilize the Bazaar/Horror engine to draw a stupid number of cards and ball me back to the stone age. I came to the realization that I had become comfortable in the uncomfortableness of playing with four Strips and when they were gone, unforeseen problems arose.
A variety of stews turned up in our event, including Monogreen Stompy, Stormbind Zoo, Disko, plus decks built around Natural Order and Empyrial Armor. I brewed up a 4C Goblins deck based around Goblin Tinkerer, Goblin Vandal and Goblin Grenade. To the surprise of exactly no one who knows me, I also included Singleton copies of Balduvian Hordes and Shivan Dragon. Cardkingdom’s mailing delays meant I was playing Goblin Balloon Brigade over Vandal, which didn’t really matter, in the scheme of things.
A handful of thoughts from the field:
- Dwarven Miner seemed too slow. Perhaps it fits better in a slower, control shell, but jamming it into an aggro deck just slowed the tempo down when the deck needs to keep the foot on the gas.
- Primal Order is the real deal, and almost let our Green Wizard steal a cople of matches from powered-up decks.
- Man-o-War is an alternative answer to Reanimator instead of Tormod’s Crypt, but Bottle and Maze are still tops.
- Mind Twist remains a hell of a card.
- No one knows the timing interactions with Goblin Grenade. Can you cast a Goblin, hold priority, and cast Grenade, without giving someone the chance to cast Swords to Plowshares? Usually we’d just clink our beer glasses together, make a decision, and move on with our lives. In the grand scheme of things, being right doesn’t matter as much as people think it does when it comes to MTG rulings and procedures.
- River Boa is an all-star for fair decks.
- Wow, is Emerald Charm versatile or what? Green saw many improvements via Scryings but don’t sleep on this one-G instant.
- Reanimator was Tier Zero when Bazaar was online. With the London Mulligan, players can mull comfortably to five to dig for a Bazaar and come out firing. Combine Bazaar with a Horror or two and card advantage racks up quickly.
I went 0-for the tournament, but had tons of fun. These types of small Gatherings are the perfect setting to try new ideas or cards you’ve never played with and see what happens. I sideboarded in a pair of Zur’s Weirdings against Papa Shane, and played one early followed by a Wheel of Fortune. Talking through all of the interactions was awesome and I learned a lot about casting that card. (I also cast it against Derek when I had three Grenades in my hand, but no goblins. Guess what I didn’t see for the rest of the game?)
Nick Viau proved to be our Shogun, besting the septet with his Disk/Egg/Troll deck. He plays different versions of this list across several formats and his passion for Disk shines through. I’m really happy for my friend picking up this victory. Each participant got a Fourth Edition Triskelion with a Samurai mask inked on it. Thanks to all the other Samurai for enjoying this game that we love together. I can’t say enough good things about the #MTGUnderground, so I’ll end with a request for everyone: wash your hands, stay home, and keep casting Mind Twist on Turn One.
Lords Rohr, Etters, Petray and Moss share war stories from Q-Cup 2 before peeling back some philosophical layers of the Old School onion.