Glogg (Difficulty: Initiate)

Lord Agra’s ancestor’s brew.

  • 2 cups port wine
  • 2 cups sherry
  • 1/2 cup brandy
  • 2/3 cup sugar
  • 1/3 cup raisins
  • 1/3 cup whole almonds
  • 15 whole cloves
  • 4 cinnamon sticks

Serve hot. Do not boil. Get balled.

Dressed Hamm’s Build (Difficulty: Novice)

Get on our level.

  • Get a can of Hamm’s
  • Dress with Valentina hot sauce
  • Garnish with a spice blend and a slice of lime
  • Drink the brew
  • Smash can on head and make another

Boss Boulevardier (Difficulty: Advanced)

Created by Jaco, Godfather of Pimp.

  • 1 oz strong bourbon
  • .75 oz sweet vermouth
  • .5 oz Campari
  • 1 oz Aperol

Garnish with whatever you want to add in terms of taste, aroma, or appearance, including lemon peel (better with gin or bourbon), or orange peel (better with rye), or a Luxardo cherry (better the stronger the drink is).